6 Reasons Every Man Needs A Big Dog

I think every man should have a large dog.  Dakota, my Alaskan Malamute, is big, strong, and will eat you alive. Making me feel like a real man should.  Having this big lug around has gotten me out of a number of precaurious situations. Here's six reasons every man should own a large dog...

1. For protection if your felony record prevents you from a concealed carry permit.
2. You can't ride your Shih Tzu home after a hard night on the town.
3. They can eat your wife's awful  new recipe, they're used to eating @#*%!
4. You can't walk around like a badass with a Yorkie.
5. A small dog limits your dog fighting opportunities.
6. You can blame them for your untimely flatulance.

Get a big dog and start acting like a man!