So You Think You're Perfect

It was a warm summer day when the congregation gathered for the Sunday sermon.  The preacher's topic was "Perfection."  He spoke beautifully, telling his flock to be the best they could be, but he also emphasized that no one was perfect.

As the sermon ended, the preacher asked if anyone in the congregation thought he or she was perfect and, if so, to please stand up.  A loud murmur rumbled through the pews when a man near the back of the church rose to his feet.

Surprised, the preacher asked, "So, you think you're perfect?"  "No," the man replied.  I am standing up for my wife's first husband