My Christmas List

This morning as I sat at my desk, "Miss November" alerted me to the fact it was already the fifth day of the month, and that Christmas would soon arrive. Armed with this awareness, I decided I must ready my list. 

Christmas List 2009

1. Ties-  My job no longer requires me to wear a tire everyday, so the 40,000 hanging in my closet should last me until 2147.   
2. Underwear- The five pair I currently own have lasted for three years and still have a lot mileage left.
3. Tools-  My 22 year old son, who still lives at home, buys tools, so I will just misplace his. 
4. Cologne- My 22 year old son who still lives at home buys cologne...(you get the picture. :) 
5. Exercise Equipment-  No need, I just throw my clothes on the floor. 
6. Ammo-  That's a personal item, I prefer to purchase myself.

Damn! This gift list thing may be harder than I thought.  I'll have to get back to you...